So Mr. BF finally met the rents!

First of all I know I've been MIA, I've just had zero motivation to blog... not really sure why its like 1 year came and I was like Meh... Do you guys ever go through these phases?

Anyway some people have been asking me to blog so here I am... you guys are motivation enough!

So last week i finally managed to arrange a dinner so Mr.BF could meet my parents. I invited my younger brothers wife as he was out of town and then mentioned it to my older brother, who then wanted to bring his GF (whom we haven't really met other than a 2 second Hi-Bye). This is where things got a bit weird.

So not only were my parents meeting Mr.Bf for the first time "officially" (they had spoken a bit before in passing), they were now about to spend the evening with my brothers new gf too....

Anyway it all went well and in the end it took the pressure off both newbies because they weren't the only one being focused on.

After the dinner we parted ways and when I saw my mom the next day she said 3 things...
1) He seems nice
2) It was really nice of him to offer to pay
3) Well at least he likes Indian food!

bahaha... YUP at least he likes Indian food... that says to them hes cultured I guess and that's a plus 1 right there!

I'm happy its out of the way now though and they seem to be warming up to the idea that this actually could be something. Things are going really well and what in reality has only been 5 months seems like a whole lot longer... that's a good thing no?

Normally I ditch em, dump em, get bored of em or cant stand em by now!

Stay Pretty ;)

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1 year Blogoversary!

A whole year since I started this here blog...

So much has happened so lets take a trip down memory lane shall we?

It all started here where I introduced myself and talked about why I disappeared from the blogging world a few years ago.

My love for makeup was obvious even then, before I knew I wanted to become a makeup artist...

And the drama began with my horrible dating life... well till this past April anyway...

Y'all remember Mr. Sensitive?? wow that was a year ago?! Seems like longer... I almost forgot about him and his wannabe rapper self! Remember how he demanded his $10 bootleg dvds back?? LOL I still laugh at that.

Then there was Mr.Pilot who quickly turned into Mr.Pisser (read to find out why) WOW what a douche he was! Probably one of the worst dates I've ever been on. If you haven't read about Mr.Pilot I suggest you do and I bet you end that post thinking "WHAT THE F??"...

My story about being blinded by "lust" with Mr.Souvlaki the funny walker.

Or the time someone opened up conversation with "hey there nice rack".

Who can forget my 25 reasons to get yo ass dumped post?! Which btw was all based on my real life experiences... Need a laugh? go read it!

Feeling a tad bit sorry for myself for being lonely and single...

My first hint of Mr.BF aka Mr.25 and wondering if age matters... Contemplating letting him go because he seemed SO innocent...

Going on a date with Mr.Crab just to keep my options open and realizing he was narcoleptic.

My encounter with a real life giant.

The moment I realized Mr.BF was deep.... the moment I realized I was deep :)

All the other events, silliness and random things that happened in the last year...

I forgot all about the fact that my Doctors middle initials were KY... oh there are so many jokes one could make about this... but shes nice so Ill refrain.

My quest to see how you all felt about the mustache (i still hate that word) and when they are or aren't ok.

Who can forget my questions on becoming cougar age and if by turning 30 I was now one.

The strange things I discovered like a cologne that was made to smell like meat?! Or the bacon flavored chap stick which still makes me cringe...

The joys of Toronto winters...

My first day back to school and being the oldest one in class... the bitch fights started really early on lol..

Some of my photoshoots during school... I had a blast creating these looks...

My post on drag queen makeup has earned me a TON of hits from google...go figure!

A day Ill never forget... The day The King of Pop passed away. RIP MJ

My horrible sun burn... which btw I still have that damn farmers tan!

OMG Mr.BF found my blog :O yikes... btw he has kept his word and hasn't logged on since... that I know of anyways lol...

My love for Kim Kardashian and how to get into her closet..

The Tornado of '09.

My first celebrity gig :)

Mich coming to visit for a 4th time!

and last but not least.... crazy Jesus girl!

Its been a blast sharing my life and randomness with you all. I love you guys, your comments and emails and hope you all stick with me for year #2!

Stay pretty ;)

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America’s Next Top Model‘s Latest Lovable Looney

There’s always at least one crazy or weirdo on each cycle of America’s Next Top Model and if you watched Wednesday night’s premiere, you know that person for cycle 13 was Amber. Apparently when asked why she was there Amber replied that she was doing it for Jesus.
When she made the cut from 20 to 14 she ran up on stage yelling "I love you Jesus I looooove Jesus"....

Anyways I thought maybe just maybe the girl who's nick name was bloody eyeball would be this cycles resident weirdo but Amber takes the cake... Even though she somehow didn't return to the show after making the initial cut....

Just watch the video and see what I mean.

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Another Celeb baby gets shafted on his name!!

In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009
Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well.


I mean I could live with Harlow but Sparrow Midnight?
Was this a play on Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean??

What, do they have a think with names ending in o-dub??

Geez, I'm going to name my child Petroleum Jelly Fish Soap!

Wonder if Mr.BF will agree to it? Stay tuned for the answer...

Stay Pretty ;)

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Nine Nine Nine

Well, today is Wednesday September 9th 2009.....
09/09/09.... why is this day any different from 05/05/05 or 07/07/07??

Well let me tell you...

  • September is the 9th month of the year
  • Today is the 9th day of this month
  • This is the year 2009
  • The word September has 9 letters in it
  • Today is Wednesday, Wednesday has 9 letters as well
  • September 9th also happens to be the 252nd day of the year (2 + 5 +2)
  • 09-09-09 = 27, 2+7=9
Interesting facts...
  • It represents the last set of repeating, single-digit dates that we'll see for almost a century (until January 1, 2101)
  • As the final numeral, the number nine holds special rank. It is associated with forgiveness, compassion and success on the positive side as well as arrogance and self-righteousness on the negative, according to numerologists.
  • Multiply nine by any two, three or four-digit number and the sums of those will also break down to nine. For example: 9x62 = 558; 5+5+8=18; 1+8=9.
  • It is also the upside-down number of "the beast" - satan = 666, of course.
Well even if none of this shit matters to you and today is just another normal hump day... Enjoy it ;)

Stay Pretty ;)

I went to a wedding and all I got was....

These super fantastic happy hour photo booth pics!!

Ok ok apparently these have been done at weddings before but #1 I've never been to a wedding that had it so its new to me and #2 just LOOK how fab these are props and all!!

Me and my sis in law strike a pose super model styles!
(click to enlarge if you really wanna see the fun)

Oh yes that's right people I'm SO stealing this for my own I Do's.... if and know ones got to be prepared... and I may or may not have looked into pricing already BUT just look at all the fun to be had!

Stay Pretty ;)

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She came, we conquered, she left :(

This past weekend my fav west coaster Mich came to visit for the 2nd time this year (lucky me!).

As per usual we gossiped, talked till we fell asleep, laughed at random things only we would find funny & had McD's at 2am!

Good Times indeed!

Here's a small peep into our weekend...

She actually let me mark up her eyes with my makeup hehe.... Hawt!

This was my Madonna cone bra dance.... yes this is how much we cared about the other ppl in the club (check out the creepy woman in the back)..
Although it kinda looks like some sorta gang sign... hmm

Put your hands up in the air,put your hands up in the air!

MmmmMmM Italian Strawberry Soda....

We also watched "I love you man", which really made me realize that Mr.BF is totally a GF guy.... but that's a story for another day ;)

Stay Pretty ;)

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