So if you have been reading my blog at all you know that Ive attracted some real weirdos - click here to catch up and and here...
Anyway so I got to thinking about all my past relationships & dates and I started thinking am I too picky??? Is it just me??? But as I listed off things that turned me off these guys I realized their behavior still disgusted me enough to know I had valid reasons to dump YO ass...
Ive put together a TRUE list of reasons to get Yo ass dumped based on all the men in my past...
- You use the washroom and DON'T wash your hands... didn't your mother ever teach you good hygiene?? ew I dont care if you didnt touch your willie wash your god damn hands!!!
- You spit in public every 2 minutes leaving behind a huge wad of spit on the sidewalk, subway or mall floor... spitting is just nasty save that shit for when you are alone behind closed doors like your bathroom... and no I don't care if you are a smoker and "need" to spit its still nast!
- You lie over and over about why you cant drive so I have to drive your ass around forever... I later found out he lied and didnt even have a god damn drivers license!
- You ASK for money for half the bill on the first date.... I always offer but don't ask that's just not classy!
- You cry like a baby, so much so that I cant even cry anymore because well... someone has to have balls in this relationship!
- You borrow my car, break my rear view mirror, act like nothing happened, don't say sorry and then wonder WHY I don't want to talk to you...
- You are ridiculously afraid of ANY animal to the point where you push me in front of a pouncing dog just so it wont get you.... I understand some ppl are a wee bit afraid of some animals but making sure I get attacked first is grounds for dumpsville....
- You "borrow" money with zero intention of ever paying me back.. why not just treat me as your sugar mama then? at least this way there is no awkwardness of payback
- You feed your big slobbery dog peanuts from your hand and then reach back into the bag and not only feed yourself with the same slobbery hand but try to feed me too... oh HELL no
- You get into a heated argument with my girlfriends upon meeting them for the first time even though you know you are wrong... Yeah good first impression buddy!
- You refuse to even come out with me and my friends... I'm not asking for your company all the time but I'm a social butterfly and wont date someone who refuses to mingle with my friends at all!
- You assume its ok to crash at my place every freakin night just because I live alone...
- You stop taking me out once I allow you to see my place.... why would we go out when she has her own place and we can just chill here 24/7.... living alone has really been less than ideal for my dating life
- You bitch about driving 20 minutes to pick me up at my place and insist I meet you half way all the time
- You walk 10 feet ahead of me and then let the door slam in my face because you aren't gentleman enough to hold the damn door..
- You don't see why pissing in an alley not once but twice on our first date is a big deal..
- You also don't see why asking complete strangers to touch MY boobs isn't funny!
so lets hear em ladies & gents... what are YOUR "reasons to get Yo ass dumped??? "