Dear ice cream,
I hate that you call my name when im walking down the freezer section of the grocery store.
I hate that you come in so many yummy varieties that I feel unfair if I dont taste you all.
I hate that you are made of milk and taste so freakin good.
I hate that im lactose intolerant and get a tummy ache when I eat you but have no willpower to not.
I hate that when you are in my freezer you are almost always gone within 3 days.
I hate that you are adding to my already flabby belly instead of my butt where you are needed.
I hate that I crave you even when its freezing out.
I hate that you melt in my mouth and turn into liquid so I trick myself into eating more.
Most of all ice cream....
I hate that I love you.
Sincerely,
Far
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oh sweet ice cream is my favorite christmas treat!
I love ice cream but can't eat it very often either! :(
oh i have the EXACT relationship with ice cream as well...it is going to be the death of me (well hopefully not)haha.
mmmmmm ice cream.....
Oh I so feel you on this. I have such an unhealthy relationship with ice cream! I could seriously eat it 3 times a day if I wouldn't end up being 800 lbs!
That is beautiful.
I had a passionate affair with pizza once, so I know where you are coming from. (Hot cheese hurts.)
Oh you evil evil ice cream.
i'm right there with you girl. i tell my self: "one serving is ONLY 150 calories." but then on time i actually measured one serving and sadly realized that i usually eat four :( . damn delicate cookies n cram.
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