When you ask me for my number and...

Hey boys
When you are out and about and you decide to be bold enough to ask a girl for her number and she responds with "why don't I get yours".... yeah that a pretty good sign you aren't going to hear from her. There's a reason we don't want to give our numbers out...

Also just because I apply my lipgloss as we are saying goodbye it does NOT mean I want to kiss you! It means I wasn't thinking and my lips felt like they needed some gloss.. that's all! I realize now that that was some bad timing with the lipgloss but by then it was too late and the question of "can I kiss you" has already been asked..no you may not kiss me! I gave you a hug which was already way more than you should be gettin and besides at the age of almost 30.... I just feel like im too old to be kissing random strangers in bars... especially when I just took your number because I already knew this wasn't going to happen, so peel yourself off of me and back off... mind yo bidness that's all just mind yo bidness!

Thanks
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13 COMMENTS:

Endless Randomness said...

The "why don't you give me your number" generally works like a charm - gets the message across without making it awkward for either person. Apparently this guy was too dense to get it.

PS: He got the wrong message because you applied some lipgloss. Like seriously when has anyone applied lip gloss before going in for the kiss(ll)? :P

Kris said...

Ah, too true...

And please tell me that the "mind yo bidness" is a shout out to Fresh Prince!

"Back up, back up! Just mind yo bidness, that's all..just mind yo bidness!"

Brian in Mpls said...

lol...sounds like a fun night

Andy said...

Good advice. Guys pay attention to the lip gloss stuff, so that's good to know it could just be an absent-minded decision and not a come-on.

joshlos said...

How, then, might you react if you turn the number question around, but the guy recognizes what you're doing and then just straight-up rejects you altogether? Like...

Guy: Can I get your number?
You: Oh, hey... How 'bout I get your number?
Guy: (an annoyed shake of the head, with a matching put off facial expression, including but not limited to a roll of the eyes) Y'know what? Nice gesture, but no thanks. Nevermind. (Turns and walks away before you can even react)

Far said...

ER- yeah i really think my lipgloss applying timing gave him the wrong impression for sure... he asked me like right after lol

Kris- You know it!! thats a classic line hehe I use it a lot!!

Brian- Oh yes it was fun and random, there was also this strange dude with sunglasses who tried to talk to me but we wont go into the whole guys who wear sunglasses in clubs thing now.. saved for another post!

Andy- LOL you tell em!! Take notes :P

Josh- Ouch lol... if he had said that I would have been like OOOOOOOK then no worries have a good night and turned around and walked away... but i wasnt being rude when i said ill take your number i mean i even hugged him after HELLO lol

AC said...

Back off! Mind yo business!! :)

The Loss Adjuster said...

Lol. I have no game. I never ask for numbers. It's true!

S. said...

Seriously. All guys need to read this post!!

Tough Girl 101 said...

I think this should be in the guy manual. LOL. Oh i'm so glad to not be single... i take it back, being single was great, but being taken ahs it's perks too -mainly the fact that i no longer have to evade kisses from weirdos.

Rahul said...

so Far, can I have your number??? can I have it?? Can I have your number??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW--7ZmXrXo

Courtney said...

haha! seriously! i feel like a jackass when i tell guys that though because i hate being mean! but hey, at least i ask for the number rather than him asking me for mine and me not giving it to him. :)

i JUST saw your comment-- 'where did you get the purse?'-- we got it off of amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=giraffe+print+purse+vicky

thanks for reading the blog! hope you're enjoying it. :)

Bon Don said...

Poor things...guys have it pretty ruff out there! Oh well it was funny anyway!


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