A Love Hate Relationship...

Dear ice cream,
I hate that you call my name when im walking down the freezer section of the grocery store.
I hate that you come in so many yummy varieties that I feel unfair if I dont taste you all.
I hate that you are made of milk and taste so freakin good.
I hate that im lactose intolerant and get a tummy ache when I eat you but have no willpower to not.
I hate that when you are in my freezer you are almost always gone within 3 days.
I hate that you are adding to my already flabby belly instead of my butt where you are needed.
I hate that I crave you even when its freezing out.
I hate that you melt in my mouth and turn into liquid so I trick myself into eating more.

Most of all ice cream....
I hate that I love you.

Sincerely,

Far




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9 COMMENTS:

KA said...

oh sweet ice cream is my favorite christmas treat!

Tiffy said...

I love ice cream but can't eat it very often either! :(

Mojito Maven said...

oh i have the EXACT relationship with ice cream as well...it is going to be the death of me (well hopefully not)haha.

Liana said...

haha im soo craving ice cream now!!

Mich said...

mmmmmm ice cream.....

Lis said...

Oh I so feel you on this. I have such an unhealthy relationship with ice cream! I could seriously eat it 3 times a day if I wouldn't end up being 800 lbs!

Anonymous said...

That is beautiful.

I had a passionate affair with pizza once, so I know where you are coming from. (Hot cheese hurts.)

The Dutchess of Kickball said...

Oh you evil evil ice cream.

ReRe said...

i'm right there with you girl. i tell my self: "one serving is ONLY 150 calories." but then on time i actually measured one serving and sadly realized that i usually eat four :( . damn delicate cookies n cram.


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