So I forgot to blog about this when it happened so I thought id do one big update now...

Remember Mr.Pisser?? Yeah well after that horrendous "date" we had and the death stares I gave him as we parted ways I really thought I would never hear from him again... Yeah well I guess I was wrong because I got an msn msg from him on Friday....
(my bad I know I forgot to block him)

Mr.Pisser: SooOo how much do you hate me???
Me: Ohh id say about an 8...
Mr.Pisser: out of 10?
Me: well no I suppose I dont HATE you thats a strong word...
Mr.Pisser: more like dislike? you seemed pretty mad that day...
Me: Yup we could go with dislike... dislike is good :)
Mr.Pisser: so can we be friends at least?
Me: errr..... i guess.... (I only said this knowing i wouldnt see him again and I left my bitchy side at home that day apparently)
Me: well I gotta go ttyl...

Thinking it was over I enjoyed my busy weekend until I get a text from Mr.Pisser on Sunday.... "what are you up to today?" like seriously does he expect me to want to hang out after he asked random strangers to touch my boobs?... OYE... I replied with "family dinner"... for the life of me I dont know why I replied... he countered that with "what time should I be there?" LOL whatever buddy... I got smart and didnt bother responding after that... WOW... time to Beee-Lock his ass me thinks....

As for Mr.Sensitive well he STILL has not contacted me after those initial emails demanding his stupid dvd's back... we are going on week 2 here.... He must have lied when he said one of them was his friends and that he was asking for it since im sure if that was true he would have arranged a pick up time by now.... Oh well im good with never hearing from him again anyway!

Moving on...........

I would now like to write an open letter to the man driving beside me this morning desperately trying to get my attention....

Dear Mr,

You look like BORAT, you are twice my age and you drive a mini van..... While im sure you thought you were being subtle by driving for 20 mins with your eyes facing me, I noticed you noticing me and would like to tell you that although my dating life may be shit right now, I promise you im not that desperate! Please go feast your beady little eyes and hairy moustache on some other unsuspecting female cuz im SO not in the mood today!

Thanks Girl trying to ignore you in the white car this am...


Just stick a fork in my eyeballs already!

Stay pretty ;)

Good Monday morning :) So if you havent already seen my post on my great Shoe Dilemma below please read and advise thank you :)

I had great plans of going bowling & to bingo this weekend however we didnt end up going to bingo in the end... just bowling where... wait for it.... I hit a new personal LOW at a whopping 49 points!!! Like seriously... I suck.. There were 11 of us and well no surprise I came in last... I really wanted a loser prize but instead they pointed and laughed! lol.. How is it possible to get WORSE each time you bowl?!! OYE...

Lucky Strike Lanes... (wasnt so lucky for moi)





My first 3 frames.... I was going for zeros across the board!!


Final Scores.... YES! a whole 49!!!


Saturday we went for dinner and then to Yuk Yuk's comedy club where Ive now got my share of dirty words, names for the vagina region, stories that will disturb me for days and foul language to last me a good solid month! I mean dirty jokes are funny for about 5 mins but if your whole act is like that it gets old.. meh the men in the audience seemed to really love it.... figures!

Sunday was spent with my daddy :) He came by to help me install a sexy chandelier I got, install my new tv and put up a bookshelf. Well the tv got set up nicely so we moved onto the chandelier which was a scene and a half... trying to figure out which switch in the condo hooked up to that damn outlet... Once we finally figured out that it was the yellow and white wires (not the other 4 colored wires they had up in there geez) we hooked up the chandelier... yeah well its up there but its a bit lopsided due to the fact that my dear father decided that we didnt need the wire in the middle... he cut it off and now it tilts to one side! Well he said he would come back and fix it and I wholeheartedly believe him however my parents left for JAPAN this morning!! So I shall live with a slightly unbalanced light fixture for 10 days.... I think ill survive... The bookshelf got put together but then the cordless drill died so on my floor it sits for the next 2 weeks...

Anyway here are 2 of the 3 before and after shots...
My old tv that you needed 3d goggles to watch due to the fact that the convergence board was shot...

BEFORE:
42" Samsung rear projection approx 6yrs old... RIP....



AFTER: Brand New 42" LG LCD :)



My dining area.... urrr dont mind the NAAAACHOOOO libre mask in the background... hehe yes im weird like dat!!

BEFORE: Standard white cap...booo



AFTER: A brand NEW chandelier!! (say it in your best Bob Barker voice plz)
Loving the crystals... and yes yes I know its not perfectly straight... we are workin on this remember!


Shelf pics to come... when its up!

I hope you all had a fab weekend... welcome to monday!!

Stay Pretty ;)

ok so I have a little shoe dilemma .... When I was in Seattle in August I found these amazing BCBG heels at Ross... SO hot! They were unbelievably cheap and in my size so how could I say no...

Heres the problem... they are a size 8... I am normally a 7.5 or 8 but when I returned home and tried them on again I realized they fit more like a 8.5.. they are too big on me... So I thought ok no problem ill slip some insoles in and they should be good... well as you can see from the pics I tried the insoles AND cushions on the back of the heel and they are STILL big...argh I heart these shoes and really want to be able to wear them... Does anyone have any suggestions???

Help me get into these babies!!

Stay Pretty ;)

Ive been Tagged (again) but this time by the wonderful Life in a Cube check her out!

Ok so here's how the game works:

Last night one of my BFF's man threw a surprise party for her at his place... needless to say she was surprised until she heard all of us blabbing from the hallway.. ahh well we tried...


And this was just the left over Thai food!!!



I stayed to help clean up with the couple and we decided on a cup of tea... I opened the cupboards only to discover THIS baby!! A Captain America mug... SWEET! Her bf is a comic book/super hero freak and she hates it but I actually find it pretty amusing.. perhaps cuz I dont have to live with it lol... he even whipped out his light saber to which I immediately yelled "COOL" ... yeah she gave me a death stare so I shut up lol but secretly I think its cool lol..



In other news.... its now Friday and I haven't gotten an email from Mr Sensitive regarding his precious dvd's... I find this VERY interesting considering he was SO concerned about them last week... Hopefully he has decided to cut his dvd loss and move on!!

Tonight's plans.... Bowling & Bingo!!! When thinking of things my girl wanted to do to celebrate her bday she kept coming back to something chill.. and since we had done B&B for another gf's bday in June and had a blast it was decided that THIS is what we would do tonight... Im actually pretty excited... I bowl like a 50 and I suck ass but its glow in the dark so thats cool... and it kinda makes you feel like you're in high school again... Last time we went to Bingo in June my gf won $375!!! It was her first time playing and all the little old ladies gave her such cut eye it was hilarious... .. Pics Monday!


Saturday we are planning to hit the amusement park here for fearfest.. they have a whole Halloween theme for October... rides in the dark.. scary zombies on roller skates scaring the crap outta you & funnel cakes... MmMmM funnel cakes!! Cant wait its always a blast...


So tell me what are YOU up to this weekend???

OH Also gas prices were at 99 cents this am!! WOW first time below a dolla in a while... FILL'R up baby!!!

Stay Pretty ;)

SO my adorable mother likes to send me disturbing email forwards sometimes..which I will now share with you all..

WHy? All I can say is WHY?? Apparently she had her ribs removed by a plastic surgeon just to look like this.. Another thing that really creeps me out is that she appears to be like 65 years old... I dont know about YOU but I really dont think she should be wearing lingerie... it just looks so wrong on her body.....I mean ... ukk just look...





I understand the corset thing... I understand that a tiny waist is considered pretty but COME ON ppl!!!

In other news Im sure you have all heard by now that Madonna and her boy toy Guy Ritchie are headed for divorce.... Well I thought madonna was a smart business savvy woman but I was wrong.... She didnt get a prenup... stupid stupid madonna! Were you really THAT sure that you were gonna grow old(er) with Mr Ritchie?? and even if you were doesnt everyone in LA get a prenup?? NO?? Well they should!!
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So the wonderful Natasha of Endless Randomness has officially tagged me so how could I say no...

Here goes... A few things you may or may not know about me....

1) I HATE feet.... the ONLY exception to this is babies feet...
It all dates back to when I was oh about 13 and my younger brother then 12 thought it would be hilarious to stick his square abnormally hairy smelly feet in my face... I hate to admit this but I believe a big toe actually got into my mouth... *shudder* ever since then ive loathed feet... I dont want to touch yours, NO you cant touch mine, absolutely NO affectionate games of footsies and in fact dont even come around me without socks on... I used to be a lot worse I couldnt even be around socked feet but im much better now lol...


2) Horror movies & me = trouble.... I refuse to watch ANY horror or supernatural film because not only do they scare the crap outta me but the thought of going home alone after scares me even more... All I do is lay in bed, stare into the darkness and make up things that arent there in my head! Its just too stressful to watch them lol... I cried when I watched the exorcist.. and I was 22!



3) My grandmother (dads side) passed away when I was 6months old. Ive heard LOTS of stories about her from my father most of them include her psychic abilities and her ability to "see" things... Not all stories were good and fluffy.... Ive been warned never to go near a weegie board by my father who has seen enough things to scare me for life!.... This is another reason I cant stand movies about this stuff... because I believe in it!!!


You THOUGHT you knew..... but you had NO idea!!!

Ok ok enought about me... lets hear YOUR "what you didnt know about me" tales...

Im Tagging ALL of you (respond on your blogs OR in my comments)

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Where to even begin?!!!

First Happy thanksgiving to all my fellow Canadians :) I hope you gobble gobbled your little hearts out.... I know I did!! (See Pics Below)...

But first I must talk about Friday.... Friday was very awkward for me.. I attended a wedding of a family friend where I ended up seeing not one but TWO men I dated... well ok they were many moons ago and VERY briefly but still... Needless to say I spent the night dodging them as best I could while still trying to have a good time... No one ever wants to see a past fling who you ended it with at a wedding alone let alone with their new wives!! yeesh...

Saturday was spent relaxing, cleaning and partying! I was supposed to hit the wedding "after party" that the couple was hosting downtown for all the youngins (I guess im still considered a youngin... at least for one more year anyway) however we got down a bit too late so we met up with some of my other friends at a lounge nearby... It was a really fun night even though I got a whole glass of vodka spilled on me! The Bueno guys were in the house handing out free chocolates and lighted compact mirrors it was sweet :)

Sunday I had one of my bestest friends (btw HAPPY BIRFDAY RN!!) brothers engagement party to go to. Let me just say these Persians can paaartay! They even brushed up their light bulb turning skills when the dj busted out the bhangra at the request of one very Indian persian lol... I was impressed!

Monday.... the day I have been waiting for ALL year... one of my favorite days... THANKSGIVING! Good eats, good company... Good times!! It almost got postponed until next weekend because my adorable mother didnt realize she bought a frozen turkey that needed at least 20 hours to defrost until the night before the big feast.... BUT our friends came through and we had a tiny turkey with ALL the trimmings.. (who eats that much turkey anyway?) Gobble gobble.... Check out the feast... Our Indian style thanksgiving @ my parents....

My parents have this MASSIVE mural of the Taj Mahal painted on the loft area in the front foyer... I always forget its there but thought id share it with you all cuz I think its kinda different...



The Buffet style spread.... YUM....


Cheers to the fabulous Ice Wine....



Dessert Time... my fav time....



Overall a very busy but fun weekend...

What did YOU give thanks for this year??

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So not only did I get an email from Mr.Sensitive yesterday asking for his $10 dvds back but I also was lucky enough to get a text while I was out last night .... "Hey I was just wondering if I could get my dvd's back, thanks"....

Are you KIDDING me?! Like seriously?... is this really about your dvds or?? Either you are REALLY freakin cheap or those dvd's were given to you by your fav dead aunt.....

I really wanted to ignore both the email and the text but I have a feeling he will contact me again which I really dont want SO I sent an email today.... and it went something like this...

WOW..... seriously Mr. Sensitive?!!

Ok well im really busy this week and I wont be around much so why dont you tell me what weeknight works for you and I will leave your $10 dvd's with my security for you to pick up.

An email AND a text huh.. these dvd's must be REALLY important to you so let me know what night works for you.

2 harsh?? I dont think so I mean come on are you kidding me? All this trouble for 2 lousy dvds??

YUP hes some kinda special!!!

Once again.... WOW!!!

Stay Pretty :)

**update**

Mr Sensitive wrote me back demanding I meet him half walk (we live about 30 mins apart) in order to give him back his dvds..... not only is he cheap but hes also silly and petty...

BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

WOW....

Does he really expect me to agree to this?.... oh lord ....

Dear Mr Sensitive,

I got your email regarding you wanting back the 2 lame dvd's you lent me. Feel free to drop by to pick them up.

Sincerely,
Miss. Im way 2 good for you.

Ps-They can be picked up in my buildings dumpster and garbage pick up day is monday so I wouldnt wait too long if I were you :)
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Thank god I ended things with his LAME and cheap self.... excuse me while I go poke my eyeballs out.. yes both...

Stay Pretty ;)