An ad my brother found and forwarded to me on Kijiji.com today ....
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Metal Detector help!!

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Date Listed 14-Oct-09 Address Saskatoon, SK, S7L 4E8

Help!! I've lost my car keys and i know a cousin of mine has used a metal detector to find many lost items. If anyone out there has a metal detector and is competent in using it can you RESPOND and come help me locate my lost keys which are either in my house,, or... in the garbage.

Thanks in advance

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Baahahaha...... Gotta love the internet!

There’s always at least one crazy or weirdo on each cycle of America’s Next Top Model and if you watched Wednesday night’s premiere, you know that person for cycle 13 was Amber. Apparently when asked why she was there Amber replied that she was doing it for Jesus.
When she made the cut from 20 to 14 she ran up on stage yelling "I love you Jesus I looooove Jesus"....

Anyways I thought maybe just maybe the girl who's nick name was bloody eyeball would be this cycles resident weirdo but Amber takes the cake... Even though she somehow didn't return to the show after making the initial cut....

Just watch the video and see what I mean.



Stay Pretty ;)

So I heard on the radio this morning that Burger King has released a body spray... yes that's right your favorite burger joint famous for its Whoppers has now expanded to scents! According to the website for the fragrance it is a scent of seduction with a hint of flame broiled meat.

Im sorry but who on earth actually wants to smell like flame broiled meat?? I mean unless of course you are trying to attract animals cuz well then this body spray is a no brainer, but then I suppose if you are trying to attract animals you've got bigger issues than what scent you are wearing!

You can purchase this body spray here for only $3.99! After I went to the purchase page I realized that there had already been reviews on the product so here are some actual reviews :P
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Mantastic!	December 15, 2008
Reviewer: Frank Reynolds from Philadelphia, PA

After viewing the commercial, I knew this spray had to be mine. Once received, I engulfed my less than satisfactory body with your cow meat scent.
At first, I was discouraged because the neighborhood dogs started chasing me as if they were in heat. I made it inside just in time. Soon after, my girlfriend came over.
I was skeptical at first, but when she appeared from the kitchen, double fisting ketchup bottles, I knew I was golden. Her love of hamburgers had finally worked out to my advantage.
It was the first time she let me put my "hamburger" in her "bun." That night, she had it her way; I gave her the best Whopper she's ever had, and that's saying a lot.
Thanks again Ricky's! I'm sure you did this for the lulz, I know I did.

I love this stuff!!!	December 15, 2008
Reviewer: john srout from new york, NY United States

I used to work at BK when I was a lot younger. The smell left on me after an 8 hour shift was so yummy delicious that I wouldn't shower until the next day or so.
Thanks ricky's!! Now I can smell like the good ol days even after a shower!!!
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I see now that there actually are people who enjoy smelling of flame broiled meat!

Stay Pretty ;)